FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real store?
No, but it wishes it was. Maybe if it wishes upon a star!
I've heard rumor of a secret discount code. Is it real?
That's a secret only the owner and Shopify employees will ever know! But if there was, it would be "OVER9000"!
Do you really only sell like 5 products?
Hey, give me a break. I'm not even a real store!